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heatherbat: antidramaqueen: faints GIVE ME THE FUCKING...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:03 -0400

antidramaqueen:

*faints*

GIVE ME THE FUCKING THING.

:: paws screen ::

life lesson: stop checking tumblr at the dinner table when...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:20 -0400

life lesson: stop checking tumblr at the dinner table when everyone’s done eating and just dicking around in each others’ company. because one day you won’t be able to keep it together.

and then you’ll be forced to explain to your mother “it’s okay i’m just losing my shit because one of my favorite musicians just posted a picture of his leg.”

(that day was not today. but it very nearly was.)

animeasuka: THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:48:48 -0400

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

void-liminality: thenoodledude: thesmilingfish: The fact that...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:48:02 -0400

void-liminality:

thenoodledude:

thesmilingfish:

The fact that Neil is playing with Pluto makes this all the more badass.

I GET IT

See? He does not hate Pluto.

animeasuka: THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:47:21 -0400

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

cutlerish: oddspeakandco: iampunkassbetch: I can’t. Holy shit...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:45:44 -0400

cutlerish:

oddspeakandco:

iampunkassbetch:

I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t

MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING

So did mine.

heatherbat: daisyfairy: boxofpoptarts: tin-pan-ali: awhisper-acapella: daisyfairy: i’d like to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:44:55 -0400

heatherbat:

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

two fast food chains, both alike in dignity,
in fair los angeles, where we lay our scene,
from ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
where fry grease trap makes fry cook hands unclean.
from forth the filthy break rooms of these two foes
a pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
whose healthcode defying overthrows
doth with their termination bury their boss’ strife.
the fearful passage of their beef-scented love,
and the continuance of their boss’ rage,
which, but their firing, nought could remove,
is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;
the which if you with patient clicks reblog,
most still will miss, due to photos of a dog.

someone fucking applaud me, i did that from having the prologue memorized since eighth damn grade.

:: applesauce ::

:: all the goddamned applesauce ::

iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are oh god

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:25:36 -0400

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

oh god

i love dressing characters more than i love dressing myself.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:06:56 -0400

i love dressing characters more than i love dressing myself.

why aren’t bong gnomes an actual thing?

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:40:30 -0400

why aren’t bong gnomes an actual thing?

:: snarls and paws at screen :: (relevant to last post: i could...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:36:06 -0400

:: snarls and paws at screen ::

(relevant to last post: i could never wrangle saji into this, but TABBY. jess could we put this on tabby.)

scribbleowl: heatherbat: immortalbears: gilboron: callow-maturity: THE BEST PART ABOUT...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:34:30 -0400

scribbleowl:

heatherbat:

immortalbears:

gilboron:

callow-maturity:

THE BEST PART ABOUT SHIPPING MY OWN CHARACTERS IS THAT IT WILL ALWAYS BE CANON

I ship my own characters but the pairings are non-canon because that’s not how the story unfolds

Something is wrong with my thinking process as a writer

there has to be at least one author who has written fanfiction of their own work

::glances over at shanno and jesso::

FANFICTION ABOUT AN UNPUBLISHED STORY? WUT? >.>

:: facepats multiple AUs ::

it totally makes sense though. some things work in the context of the story that will end up published, others don’t. but exploring them is still awesome. XD

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:15:46 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:13:22 -0400

Video links for Blur's Jakarta Indonesia show at Big Sound Festival (May 15, 2013)

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:11:20 -0400

damonalbarn:

(Theme From Retro)
   Girls & Boys
   Popscene
   There’s No Other Way
   Badhead
   Beetlebum
   Out Of Time
   Trimm Trabb
   Caramel
   Coffee & TV
   Tender
   Country House
   Parklife
   End Of A Century
   Death Of A Party
   This Is A Low
   Under The Westway
   For Tomorrow
   The Universal
   Song 2

If anyone has more videos they’d like me to add I’d be happy to :)

The next set of shows are coming right up with Barcelona’s Primavera Sound Festival tomorrow and Optimus Primavera Sound in Porto on May 31.

mellow-things: “At the end, cars arrive to take everyone home....

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:15 -0400

mellow-things:

“At the end, cars arrive to take everyone home. Albarn, partly because he doesn’t like cars and partly because it took him years to pass his driving test only to lose his licence for speeding, leaves on his pushbike. Off he wobbles towards the Westway. The defining British musician of our times. No helmet.” Johnny Davis-GQ

scribbleowl: nehirose: heatherbat: textpoops: foreveralone-lyguy: hitlervevo: im like 500%...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:30 -0400

scribbleowl:

nehirose:

heatherbat:

textpoops:

foreveralone-lyguy:

hitlervevo:

im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police

how the hell do you ship clothes

You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office

whatever, shan’s beatles pjs + shan’s boondock saints tshirt = OTP.

absolute truth.

now i want to add my skull and crossbones pj bottoms for an OT3

i totally lust after your skull and crossbones pj bottoms so i feel that’s entirely fair.

scribbleowl: annfriedman: The To-Do List Pie - The Hairpin I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:03 -0400

scribbleowl:

annfriedman:

The To-Do List Pie - The Hairpin

I am the 26%!

sometimes i wish that all of the reasons to run screaming “no” from IUDs didn’t outweigh the possible positives for me, because it would be convenient as fuck.

but on the other hand, all the myriad ways they can go wrong give me, PERSONALLY, the screaming heebie-jeebies. more power to anyone who can actually jive with ‘em, though.

i’m totally the 13%, though. every so often i’ll get one really randomly long upper arm hair out of NOWHERE and just be like ‘…huh’ but then leave it out of fascination.

teddyrufusaltman: callmekitto: th2p: [photo used] i’m...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:25 -0400

teddyrufusaltman:

callmekitto:

th2p:

[photo used]

i’m goingto cry

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:09:09 -0400

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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heatherbat: antidramaqueen: *faints* GIVE ME THE FUCKING...

life lesson: stop checking tumblr at the dinner table when...

animeasuka: THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

void-liminality: thenoodledude: thesmilingfish: The fact that...

animeasuka: THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

cutlerish: oddspeakandco: iampunkassbetch: I can’t. Holy shit...

heatherbat: daisyfairy: boxofpoptarts: tin-pan-ali: awhisper-acapella: daisyfairy: i’d like to...

iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are oh god

i love dressing characters more than i love dressing myself.

why aren’t bong gnomes an actual thing?

:: snarls and paws at screen :: (relevant to last post: i could...

scribbleowl: heatherbat: immortalbears: gilboron: callow-maturity: THE BEST PART ABOUT...

Photo

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Video links for Blur's Jakarta Indonesia show at Big Sound Festival (May 15, 2013)

mellow-things: “At the end, cars arrive to take everyone home....

scribbleowl: nehirose: heatherbat: textpoops: foreveralone-lyguy: hitlervevo: im like 500%...

scribbleowl: annfriedman: The To-Do List Pie - The Hairpin I...

teddyrufusaltman: callmekitto: th2p: [photo used] i’m...

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

heatherbat: antidramaqueen: faints GIVE ME THE FUCKING...