Necrophiliac lolol c:
I can honestly say I have done all of these. And then some.
I. I have done most of these. Often in the same night.
Whatever, lady, every time I’ve been in a bed with you it’s inevitably ended up in a cliff-hanger.
More like a zombie-cliffhanger-sleepgrope.
I’m kind of an asshole to share a bed with, come to think of it.
That’s true, your hands are usually in people’s clothes. And often around their shoulders/neck.
On the plus side, no one ever needs a blanket with you around.
what is great/terrible is that all of that is 100% true. But if someone tries to cuddle up ons me (unless it’s through human braiding), I get all thrashy and angry about it. NO. DO NOT TOUCH ME. :: THUMP ::
…then turn around and cuddle them off the side of the bed.Source: merajaybird
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