queenofzan: nehirose: queenofzan: nehirose: void-liminality: ikort: Necrophiliac lolol c: I can honestly say I have done all of these.  And then some. I.  I have done most of these.  Often in the same night. Whatever, lady, every time I’ve been in a bed with you it’s inevitably ended up in a cliff-hanger. More like a zombie-cliffhanger-sleepgrope. I’m kind of an asshole to share a bed with, come to think of it. That’s true, your hands are usually in people’s clothes.  And often around their shoulders/neck. On the plus side, no one ever needs a blanket with you around. what is great/terrible is that all of that is 100% true.  But if someone tries to cuddle up ons me (unless it’s through human braiding), I get all thrashy and angry about it.  NO.  DO NOT TOUCH ME.  :: THUMP ::  …then turn around and cuddle them off the side of the bed.

queenofzan:

nehirose:

queenofzan:

nehirose:

void-liminality:

ikort:

Necrophiliac lolol c:

I can honestly say I have done all of these.  And then some.

I.  I have done most of these.  Often in the same night.

Whatever, lady, every time I’ve been in a bed with you it’s inevitably ended up in a cliff-hanger.

More like a zombie-cliffhanger-sleepgrope.

I’m kind of an asshole to share a bed with, come to think of it.

That’s true, your hands are usually in people’s clothes.  And often around their shoulders/neck.

On the plus side, no one ever needs a blanket with you around.

what is great/terrible is that all of that is 100% true.  But if someone tries to cuddle up ons me (unless it’s through human braiding), I get all thrashy and angry about it.  NO.  DO NOT TOUCH ME.  :: THUMP :: 

…then turn around and cuddle them off the side of the bed.

Source: merajaybird